Happy hour

IM TRIPPING BALLZ

2006-07-25T08:17:00.000-05:00

Im tripping ballz! (and i dont mean i'm high)

guyz

2006-06-01T21:23:00.000-05:00

so like this fat guy like yelled at me 4 lighting this piece of paper on fire and just dropping there on the ground. he was like "dont you dare ever do that agian, i live around here andif i ever see you do that agian im going to kick your ass! now go and stomp it out" so i just walked over a little and pretended to step on something. and he went "dont you ever fucking do that again." and i just said as i walked away, something like "yeah let me get right on it", and i just really wish i had said something or come up with something a lot more smart-ass. so if anyone who reads this (i can only think of one person ;) please give me some quick responses or smart ass comments for such instances.

aight thats all.

-Im out

Another quotie

2005-12-17T22:29:00.000-06:00

Absence of evidence, does not mean
evidence of absence

quote update

2005-06-19T00:06:00.000-05:00

nothing will happen, unless you swing the bat

-think about it

-out

quote/quotes of the day/week/month/year/whenever the fuck i want.........bitch!!!!

2005-06-13T23:41:00.000-05:00

me: what was that man's name?
chelsea: melissa.
me:.....oh (burst's out laughing)

new movie cont.

2005-03-24T23:00:00.000-06:00

dude i finished it and that part where he's at the stadium talking to he's gf is exactly how i feel for my gf chelsea wether she likes it or noy i love her like he does in the movie. if i could remember a lot more then i would say all those things to chelsea, just replacing the charictors name with chelsea's....................................
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byez

yea..... NEW MOVIE !!!!!!!!

2005-03-24T22:11:00.000-06:00

DUDE! i just saw the movie anger managment, well acctully im half way trough it but i just wanted to post a blog(cause it's been like, i dont know, 2 months since i last posted one) but that movie is ha-fucking-larious. if you havent seen it then GO RENT IT NOW AND FUCKIN WATCH IT. ( -ah hahahahahahaha- my cat just jumped on my lap and hit her head right on the edge of my comp. desk. and shes kind of stumbing around trying to walk right-ah hahahaha- ) anyways, my fav. part is the part where they go to the budhist monestary.

I HAVE ONLY ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU......... goose frabba, BITCH!!!!!

ahhhhhhhhh........my friends!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-01-17T01:48:00.000-06:00

Survey Says!!!

2004-12-22T18:06:00.000-06:00

What is your full name? Richard Austin Sarocco
Nicknames? Rich
Single or taken? taken
Sex? yes please
Where do you live? in a house
What color underwear are you wearing right now? plaid black grey and white
What are you doing right now? relieving stress in a FUN way
What was the last thing you did?? felt myself up
What is right next to you? a box
Who was the last person you made out with? Chelsea
If you were a toy, what would you be? dildo
Where do you want to go on your honeymoon? Aruba
How many people do you have on your buddy list? 24
How's the weather right now? crappy, cold as a witches tit
Last person you spoke to on the phone? Chelsea
Last person who IMed you? Chelsea
Last person you IMed? Chelsea
What's your ring tone? "Balla Baby" by Chingy
What do you think a toblerone is? Sweedish chocolate bar
What are you wearing right now? pants shirt... some underwear
Do you wear contacts? nope
Do you own a vehicle? yes
Have you ever won a special award? no
Last film you saw at the cinema? Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
Did you actually watch it? yes
Fave day of the year? June 10
If you could change your name to anything, what would it be? Alabaster Jonez
Have you ever been in love? yes
Do you like scary or happy movies?? happy
Christmas or Easter? Christmas
Lust or love? love
Kisses or hugs? kissesI
f you could change one thing, what would it be? size
What color are your pajamas? plaid green and light green and some red
What color is your toothbrush? white
Whats the first thing you think of when you wkae up? nugggghhhh.......... SHUUT UUUUPP!!!Roller coaster: scary or exciting? excitingly scary
Zodiac sign? Leo
Half empty or half full? neither... half done
Whats your fave number? 69
Root beer or Doctor Pepper? Dr. Pepper
Mud or jelly wrestling? Mud wrestling
Skiing or snowboarding? snowboarding
Day or night? day/early night
Summer or winter? summer
Silver or gold? gold
Diamonds or pearls? diamonds
Sunrise or sunset? sunset
Have you ever broken a bone? no
Do you hate anyone? yes

I'M BACK!!!!!..........and with a vengence

2004-11-20T16:27:00.000-06:00

'SO LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTER, LOCK UP YOUR WIFE. LOCKUP YOUR BACK DOOR AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. THE MAN IS BACK IN TOWN, AN'DONT YOU MESS AROUND...........CAUSE I'M T.N.T. I'M DYNOMITE. T.N.T. AND I'LL WIN THE FIGHT. T.N.T. I'M A POWERLOAD. T.N.T. JUST STAND BACK AND WATCH ME EXPLODE!!!!!!! -T.N.T, AC/DC

HEY HEY HEY......... I DIDNT MEAN THE LAST LINE LIKE THAT YA DAMN PERVERT!!!!! GAWD, GAG ME WITH A FUCKING SPOON! anyways i know i havennt updated in a long time but i got some big news.................................... I GOT A FUCKING CELLPHONE, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY ;) LIFE IS WONDERFUL......... yay!!!

my name is, (what) my name is, (who) my name is slim shady!!!

2004-10-18T15:32:00.000-05:00

well not really, but i had ya going there for a second didnt i mutha fucka's? aight igotta do one thing here. . . (will everyone please stand) . . . I GOTTA GIVE A SHOUT-OUT TO ALL MY DOG-FOO GANGSTA'S OUT THERE. CANNED OR DRY, WE NEVER DIE.
aight y'all can sit the fuck back down. my name is richard if you acutuly care. and if you dont well screw you! I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO KNOW I AM THE CHRISTMAS TREE, BITCH'S. and dont let any one tell you otherwise. now to all you ladies, i know i sure do sound like a sexy bieyotch, but i already have a girlfriend named chelsea, and she is the most awsome, funny, down-to-earth, sexy, and most caring girl i have ever met in my life, and i love her to damn much to leave her or to ever, ever cheat on her. sorry, but if i did i couldnt live with myself. anyway moving on,(i diegress) i have limited friends at the school i go to but, um, there names are: roselafena (mine and chelsea's daughter), skippy McDougle (the rapeist), deenenea(just, um,... yeah), zack(a.k.a. :dessert storm comando(i'll tell you later)), sam(the fat fuck that likes to kick me a lot), keven or kev(the homophobe), pam(the squishy one), tieto(the asian who is always asking for his whore money from me, but i just tell him that he is never going to get it unless he earn's it), and thats about it. thank you for your time, now that you have wasted it reading this i should probably tell you that you just wasted at least six maybe five valuable mineutes of your life you could have done something to better the world, like cure cancer ,send me a doller, cure world hunger, send me two dollers, get bitten by a radioactive spider and gain its abbilitys and went off fighting crime in new york. AND LOOK YOUR STILL READING THIS, I MEAN WHATS WRONG WITH YOU. I JUST TOLD YOU ALL THE THINGS YOU COULD BE DOING BUT NO YOUR WASTING YOUR LIFE. LISTEN IF I GET CANCER AND THERE IS NO CURE FOR IT BECAUSE YOU WASTED YOUR LIFE READING THIS MINDLESS DRIBBLE THEN I WILL COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS. ARUGH. I BET YOUR STILL JUST STAIRING AT YOUR SCREEN WITH A STUPID LOOK ON YOU FACE. COME ON GET YOUR ASS UP, THE SECONDS ARE JUST DRIFTING ON BY YOU, ONE SECOND, TWO SECONDS, THREE SECONDS, FOUR SECONDS, FIVE SECON........